The Champagne of Beers (in a can).
I can say with great certainty that if you've come to this blog looking for the answer to the question: should I buy High Life or Bud Select? We have your answer.
Miller High Life, in my opinion, is far from what I would describe as "good". It's a little more skunky than Miller Lite, as far as I recall. However, when compared to Bud Select, it is Ambrosia.
Is watery, albeit smooth. It's totally drinkable - especially after 2. I'd say it's a 5/10. See, the ratings begin.
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Ok, I'll come right out and say it. We had an in office High Life vs. Bud Select taste testing and I failed. Normally I would shrug off this and say "so I can't taste the difference between donkey and horse bile" but I've been claiming for a while now that High Life is my favorite of the shitty bears. Am I having an off day? Are some allergies fucking my sense up? What if my delicate pompous-ass palette isn't as sacred as I once thought?
Oh. Oh wait. I just remembered. I don't really give a fuck about either of these two beers.
Moving on.
Generally I tend to like High Life over most other crappy beers. It tends to taste less bready to me than Lite, less sweet than the Bud family. It's cheap. It comes in a can. It...damn…just ran out of positive things to say.
Oh...the commercials are funny (generally).
Off to see the tongue doctor.
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